1) I hate it when the Atlantic Ocean is referred to as "the pond."
2) I have an awesome job, but I can't help but wait to be a housewife sometimes.
3) Living in LA has made me completely unaffected by the sound of sirens, sighting of celebrities and rudeness. I pine for the naivete that only breeds in the South.
4) I still can't parallel park.
5) I like arranging my thoughts in lists.